The Top 15 Rejected Titles for Harry Potter
(134 total words in this text)
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Harry Potter and the Naughty Schoolmarm, Mrs. Letourneau
- Harry Potter and the Throbbing Muscle of Love
- Harry Potter and the Revenge of Montezuma
- Harry Potter and the Sorcerer from NAMBLA
- Harry Potter and the Painful Rectal Itch
- Harry Potter and the Decline of Literacy
- Harry Potter and the Sticky March Issue of "Hustler"
- Harry Potter and the Sorceress's Sore
- Harriet Potter After the Life-Altering Surgery
- Harry Potter and the Curse of the Lisp
- Harry Potter and the Inflatable Sheep
- Harry Potter and Spinning Grave of Tolkien
- Harry Potter and the Trenchcoat Mafia
- Harry Potter and the Carnivorous Pony
- Harry Potter and the Over-Hyped Children's Author and Clever Marketing Campaign
- Harry Potter and the Unexplainable Wad of Tissues
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